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Gundam_Epyon
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Country: Japan
State: Texas
Birthday: 12/22/1982
Gender: Male
Interests: Drawing, Skateboarding, Punching really fast, Eating cookie dough ice cream and saving the cookie dough part for last, and saving the world.
Expertise: Drawing, Skateboarding, Eating a lot of pizza,
Smelling good for my lady friend, talking in a
french accent, talking in a australian accent,
Kicking really hard, and piloting my Gundam.
Occupation: Artist
Industry: Art
Message: message me
Member Since:
10/21/2003
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| What the Crap!!! I'm held prisoner by my freakin arch enemies and no one comes to my freakin flipin flopin f***in rescue. Well F*** YOU!!! It was hell trying to get out of there, it was hell being there too. They fed me crushed potato chips under the cell doors. I hate salt and vinager chips, I f***ing hate 'em. But I broke out. I soiled the bars with urine until they were weak enough to brake, then I escaped and left them a big turd in the cell halls. I was free, free to crap like a f***ing mongoose. Now I'm back and you all will pay, you will pay and pay you will ....... plus tax and any shipping and handling fees aswell you little a-holes. Look, I'm not mad or anything I just get a little emotional sometimes and I tend to say or do or blow things up that I don't really mean too. Like my mommy use to say "Shut Your Mother F***ing Mouths Up You Little B****es Before I Come The F*** Over There And S*** On Your Mother F***ing Faces!!!". | | |
| So, I woke up this morning feeling pretty good. I felt so good that I stood up and did a cart-wheel kick to my pillow. Then I grabbed my pillow and punched it in the stomach for not having the same attitude as me. I slashed at my wreched pillow with a fierce tiger punch. Then I gave him a fury of dragon-punches to the ribs ..... HA CHA HA CHA WAAAAAAAAHHHH CHA. I leaped into the air and crashed down on my cursed pillow with a megaton elephant-bomb to the solarplexis ..... WAAAAAAAHHHH BOOOOOOOMMMM. Fist of the east to the thoat .....WAAAAAAHHHHH CHAAAAAAA. Then I finished it off with the deadly and dark and even deadlier darker of darkest of deaths .......... the Viper Bite of Shawangalahalamalanga ...... and the my enemy fell like a rock in the ocean abyss ..... PLUNK. I have avenged thee Wang Son. | | |
| Well, I'm still alive. I'm still here. I'm still kicking-ass and taking names. Names like Bob .......... Bobby. Names like Meranda , Meranda Van Cooshma ................. Meranda Van Cooshma of the Nile the III or VIII. Lance is a cool name, it's also a weapon. Eric is a cool name too. Eric ....... Eric the Red ....... Eric the Light Green ....... Eric the Big Bad Bandino Macho Van Veganshnikle the Dark Blue. I like blue. | | |
| Today was just another day of saving the world. I hope all of you people appreciate all the butt kicking I'm doing. Its not easy being me, nope, it isn't. I mean look what I have to put up with. Destroying army bases, fighting off half a million to a million soldiers and tanks, dualing my arch rivals to the death, eating microwaved dinners every night, and saving the world from evil tyrants and warlords. Yep. This is what I do. But I'm not complaining or anything.
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| It was up to me. There was no time left I had to destroy them all before they could hurt anyone else. I switched into my booster jets and pulled out my beam saber. I flew threw space with just a streak of flames behind me. I looked like a comet entering Earth's atmosphere. Down to the final seconds of the Barge's assault I thrusted my beam saber into the central command center and sliced down to the beam cannon control center. I leaped back and thrusted out of the explosion. I saved Earth and my fellow Gundams. | | |
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